So, I’m at subway, ordering my sandwich, when they ask me what I want on it.
Subway Lady: So, what do you want on your sandwich, Ma’am?
Me: . . .
Subway Lady: I mean, Sir.
Me: . . .
Subway Lady: . . . Ma’am?
You know, I’m having a really strange day work wise, but at least my androgyny’s coming along pretty well.