Daily Archives: July 6, 2004

Or is it, "The Moulding?"

After an indeterminate number of years, my wallet has reached the end of its term of service. I have already replaced the now retired wallet with another of somewhat similar heft, design, and material.

Now begins, “the molding,” wherein the new wallet begins to shape itself to match the contours of my right butt cheek.

Until this process is complete, it feels like I’m sitting on a bit of masonry everywhere I go.