JPL: God dammit Fil. me: WAT JPL : I was just going to check on my portal. Like really quick me: 30 minutes later... JPL : Now it is half an hour later and I have another portal. JPL : I NEED TO GO HOME FIL me: NO JPL, THE ENLIGHTENED NEED YOU. JPL : I HAVE A WIFE. FURRY KIDS. me: THIS IS THE FATE OF THE WORLD, JPL. WHAT WORLD WILL THEY HAVE IF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR THEM? JPL : I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS WAR. me: NOBODY DID! BUT NOW WE'RE IN IT. ALL OF US. JPL : breaks down sobbing