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The First Beer

Beer.

I never thought I would become the sort that would talk about beer in the same way that most people talk about wine.  In fact, no less than a decade ago, I would never believe that I would enjoy the taste of beer.

It was foul, bitter, watery, and just not pleasant to drink.  I drank at parties, but stuck to vodka tonics.

Then, one summer day, in a basement pool hall, I, for some reason, had a beer.  The first real beer.

I remember it pretty clearly.  It didn’t look like other beers.  Instead of being yellow and pale, the beer had a rich dark color to it.  It looked substantial.  It looked considerably different from the other beers that I had known in my life.  The Budweisers, the MGDs that I watched downed by restaurant patrons, at ball games, at parties.

No, this was a Rogue Dead Guy, off the tap at Atomic Billiards.  It was just on the tip of sweet, with a distinct flavor.  I grew to like it, the way that it would start sweet, then fade to a bitter that disappeared clean.

After that was Guinness, and while not sweet, there was a definite ease of drinking that came with it.

Since then, I’ve grown to appreciate other types of beers.  Hefeweisens, white ales, barleywine, ultra hopped–I may not have enjoyed them all, but I would definitely taste them.

Ultimately, I think that my beer of choice falls into the Imperial Pale Ale category, although the types of beers that I enjoy in this category really aren’t all that pale.

Go figure.

On Bra Shopping

Did you know, that there are boutiques specifically for the sole purpose of taking a woman’s measurements (read: boobs) and then giving them a bra that fits?

As a man, I have to say the very concept of underwear not being S, M, or L is almost like a foreign language.  Men never talk about underwear.  On the other hand, the bra is often spoken of but never really discussed.  I think it has something to do with the boobs.

For example.

There’s no stigma or suppositions imposed on a man if he announces his suit size is a 38S.  This is a basic chest measurement, along with a sleeve length.  I could say that another man is a 44L.  In either case, there’s not really any sort of image that is conjured by the measurements.

On the other hand, let’s say that a woman is a 30A.  There’s definitely an image there.  Then another woman is a 36DD.  Already, there’s a clear mental image of this woman.  That, and if you’re the empathetic sort, a twinge of back pain.

Which is why hanging around half a dozen lady friends at The Full Cup in Alexandria was an eye opening experience.

The store itself is hidden away in a small nondescript building.  It’s not a place that you would discover.  It is in fact, one of those places that would be found only during a quest.  In this case, it’s the quest of six women to find a bra that fits.

Once I found it, I was immediately set upon by attack dogs and then summarily kicked out I was surprised to find comfortable velvet couches filled with pillows.  The inside was red and foreboding, with light sconces on the walls and some curtains for texture.  One wall was dominated by various lacy things and bits that I’m not at liberty to describe.  The opposite wall featured a long horizontal mirror framed by two corsets, themselves in frames.

I placed myself and my Digital SLR on one of the couches closest to the door and furthest away from the dressing rooms.  While we are all friends, I thought that a modicum of decency was required.  For the general public, at least.

I had a great time, in no small part due to the company and of course, the experience.  (I unfortunately did not find a bra that fits.)

There were boobs, certainly, but they were always behind the curtains, past the shimmering anti male gaze field projectors and the auto tracking tasers.  Which are aimed below the belt.

Naturally.

inFamous

inFamous for the PS3 is one of those games I think would work well as a movie.  I’ve been playing it non stop for a while now, and I’m pretty close to completing it, I think.  I’m actually going through and doing all the side missions.

In a twist of character, I’ve actually selected the side of not sending kittens to college, (read: evil) and doing pretty much everything that I can to look out for number one and screw everyone else.  Hostage situation?  Shoot the hostage!  Sorted!  (Thank you writers of SPEED the motion picture.)

Which is awesome.  The people actually throw rocks and try to kill me, which is really nothing more than an annoyance, but then that drives me to kill a couple out of sheer malice.  It’s like they say, fear leads to hate and hate leads to suffering.

Mainly theirs.

The game so far does a good job (it may be accidental) of making Cole’s fall believable.  He’s got these electric powers so they treat him like a freak and hate him for that.  He was at the epicenter of the explosion that caused the destruction of Empire City so they hate him for that.  He just succumbs to the hatred and starts down this path, the only path that he feels is available to him.  Even if it all just is in his mind.

Needless to say, for once I’m looking forward to playing the boy scout my next play through.  And it may be the case where I actually play the game more than once.

One month

As an experiment, I’m going to try really hard not to buy anything for one month.

That and well, people get pissed since they can’t get me anything for my birthday.

Noby Noby WTF

Okay.  I’ve been playing Noby Noby Boy for a while now.

And I still don’t know what’s going on.

I mean, I can see what’s going on, but I don’t know what’s going on.