Daily Archives: December 11, 2003

Hypothetically

Somewhere in the United States, on a campus quad, there is a guy, sitting at a folding table, with a sign that says, “Stressed about finals? Take a hit!”

The poster has a large cannabis leaf on it, and hypothetically, the pipe that he’s lighting probably doesn’t have cherry almond in it.

All hypothetically, of course.

Also hypothetical were the three or so people that took a hit from the pipe.