Author Archives: Filemon

Don't understand

So Blizzard says, “No GLBT friendly guilds because we don’t want to create an environment where people harass each other in game.” I can see where they are coming from. It’s in the terms of service and all that. You know, the one I barely read through and says that Blizzard owns my first born children.

That is fine. What was not fine was that they are reprimanding the potential harassee instead of the potential harrassers. They let that person off with a warning instead of banning them outright. Of course, I would like to know how many religious guilds they have disbanded or prevented from forming.

There is pending litigation, which leads to some interesting questions about whether or not an online world is a “place of business” in the real world. Anti discrimination laws would then apply to Azeroth. Soon, I expect property taxes to be levied against my Evil Lair in City of Villains.

In a situation that could only be considered timely, Blizzard has released a Valentine’s day set of quests. I am going to quote part of the article from 1up.com.

A slightly disturbing goblin in a diaper named Kwee Q. Peddlefeet can be found floating near each hero (…) If players /kiss Kwee (guys, this means you too!), he’ll shoot them, in true Cupid style, with an arrow of goblin love that grants a special little bonus to the player.

I would like to point out that Kwee Q. Peddlefeet is a Goblin male, and male and female players alike are rewarded for “kissing” him in game.

Sure, my male characters don’t have to kiss a Goblin male if I don’t want them to. But those male characters won’t have the same advantages as other male characters that did kiss Kwee. (Not that there’s anything wrong with Goblins. Or males.)

I guess ultimately, it depends on how good that bonus is.

Which makes Blizzard morally corrupt for encouraging and rewarding Human, Night Elf, Orc, Tauren, Dwarf, Gnome, Undead, Troll / Goblin homosexual interspecies necrophilia.

Way to go.

Ahhhh.

Well.

At least that cup of tea got taken care of.

OCD

At this moment, there is a mug with about an ounce of English Breakfast Tea in it sitting on my desk at home. It served as breakfast, with cream and sugar. There is a teaspoon sitting in it. The mug has an illustration of a peach on it, and it is sitting on a yellow three by five index card as a coaster.

And I really, really need to put it away.

As in right now, but I am at work, and for some reason it really bothers me that I am unable to go home and put it right, right this instant.

Oh, right!

Before I forget, Happy New Year, everyone!

You know who you are.

Same great DS, fewer calories

So. Nintendo finally announced their redesign of the DS.

The DS lite.

Yes, I’m going to get one. Just like I have the GameBoy Advance, the GameBoy Advance SP, the GameBoy Player for the GameCube, and the Nintendo DS. Not to mention I’m considering getting one of the new GBA SPs because of the brighter screen. That or the Micro. I haven’t really decided yet.

“But Fil,” you ask. “What about the PSP?”

What about it? What games? What would I do with it other than watch overpriced movies on UMD and play substandard ports of games that I have already played? Sure, there are homebrew apps, but SONY continually releases firmware that breaks any and all homebrew functionality. So long MAME and your thousand upon thousands of games.

Kudos to SONY for not recognizing a genuine selling point of their portable device, and alienating their early adopter audience. In other words, way to turn off the geek community, the people who are trying to make your device worth owning. They are the ones trying to turn your product into something better than an overpriced black plastic brick with a pretty screen.

You are hurting them. Stop.

Update: Yuriko sends this comic my way.