Lots of Monkeys

I guess I should go to bed at some point.

Where else could I find the remaining lost volume of the Roughnecks Chronicles? Three discs, ripped from the airwaves, recorded to tape, then converted to the ever handy VCD format. The guy who did it only asked for the price of the cds and shipping.

Fantastic.

. . . For bougienage.

Why.

Okay, do I even need to write anything?

Pork4Kids

Well, okay, I was tempted to write a short imaginary dialogue between Marketing and the Pork Board Members. Just throw the words “pork,” “children,” “the other white meat,” and “the one you love” all together into one hat and see what you get.

I especially enjoy the fact that the site completely neglects to tell children where exactly pork comes from. It mentions pigs, and even features a journal written by “a real farm kid” that raises pigs for the state fair. But so far, no mention of slaughterhouses, meat processing plants, or what part of the pig bacon actually comes from.

I’m rather disappointed.