I think I’m getting it.
Walk downtown on Church. Pass Ground Zero.
Join throng of people headed downtown.
Left at Pine.
Jaywalk, hang a right when I feel like it.
Avoid bike messenger going wrong way down one way street into oncoming traffic.
Cross with the light this time, making sure to avoid the hybrid taxi edging its way through the crosswalk, the same crosswalk filled with people.
Avoid line of people entering fifth starbucks in three blocks.
Pass The World of Golf.
Barrel through family of tourists that decided to make the stop right in the middle of the sidewalk during rush hour wearing those incredibly stupid looking statue of liberty foam headbands.
I hate those headbands.
Grab blueberry yogurt parfait at Pax Wholesome Foods.
Arrive at training center.
Bang. Easy.