Just remembered. The other day, I was walking in Dupont Circle, and I saw this man in a wheelchair trying to cross the street. Thing is, cars are blowing past the stop sign and not letting him cross for some reason. “That sucks,” I think to myself. I continue to walk until I find that he’s on the opposite side of the street from me. I start to cross, and this cab starts edging up on me. I start to slow my walk until I stop directly in front of the cab.

I look at the guy in the wheelchair. He looks at me and starts to cross as I stand in front of the cab. “Thanks man,” he says.

Point of the story is: Stupid Amelie movie.

My only saving grace is that I got to be a wiseass and do something nice at the same time.