I’m out of peanut butter.

The thing is, I don’t know how I ran out. I remember, distinctly, purchasing a full plastic jar of Skippy Crunchy reduced fat peanut butter spread. Yet, when I opened up my pantry to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich–it was empty. I don’t remember eating anything having peanut butter in it over the last few months. Yet, before my very eyes was undeniable evidence that I was eating peanut butter somehow. Emptying the jar and then leaving it in my pantry for me to discover months later.

Can someone tell me what the hell is going on here?