Monthly Archives: July 2004

Like world peace and the environment

In this day and age of modern technology, it’s nice to see that someone’s finally figured out a solution to the whole, “Segway in the rain problem.”

Or is it, "The Moulding?"

After an indeterminate number of years, my wallet has reached the end of its term of service. I have already replaced the now retired wallet with another of somewhat similar heft, design, and material.

Now begins, “the molding,” wherein the new wallet begins to shape itself to match the contours of my right butt cheek.

Until this process is complete, it feels like I’m sitting on a bit of masonry everywhere I go.