And here we are:
Thinner R. Nutmeat
I think that’s a fantastic name. I think I’ve found a new use for spam. I’ll just keep the good names around so that I can use them in fiction later.
I think Mr. Nutmeat happens to be a very large man. The “R.” is short for Rotunda.
He’s a desk clerk of indeterminate department of an unnamed conglomeration of companies, and spends his days at an antique desk, languishing away collecting a paycheck as his superiors have long forgotten why he was put there in the first place.