Ah metro

Overheard on the metro,

Oh my god. When you’re in there at the right time of day, it’s like sitting in butter!

I don’t know about you, I mean my enjoyment of this situation this really depends on butter temperature.

Room temperature? Liquid? Rock solid straight from the refrigerator butter? These questions are important.

Additionally, this woman got up and I saw that she had Bruce Lee airbrushed on the back of her jacket.

Totally Boss.