Daily Archives: March 25, 2002

Budget Time

If it can’t go in my mouth. I can’t buy it.

Er, groceries.

To which I think good friend Nisa would reply:

“Do strippers count?”


“They need to make half loaves of bread.”
“Well, I never finish a whole loaf. I always end up throwing out half a loaf.”
“I go through a whole loaf in a week.”
“Yeah. I make two sandwiches a day.”
“I can’t do that. I just have toast in the morning.”
“Well, you should start making two sandwiches a day.”
“So you can use a whole loaf of bread.”