Overall, I’m doing much better than Year: 28 : Day: 1 This is the last one before the big (29 + 1 = x, Solve for x)th birthday. For those of you who missed out on last year’s Birthapalooza, there are pictures here. For those of you that are interested in this year’s celebration, I have filled out DC Paperwork 124.43.B, “Request to Postpone Birthday Celebration, in Lieu of Important Life Event.”
Julie: So, got any plans for your birthday?
Me: Well, there’s this party already planned–
Julie:–you fucker! You’ve already planned a party and you didn’t invite me?!
Me: . . .
Julie: I can’t believe–
Me: –The party is your Bachelorette party, Dan’s Bachelor Party, and your Couple’s Jack and Jill Party afterwards.
Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock. . . DING!
Julie: . . . Oh.
Anyone up for Penang at some point? I’m not buying.