They've done it

There is now a razor that has four blades, and is battery operated. For lo, I present to you a razor far beyond mortal comprehension.

One day they’ll create a razor with so many blades—it will destroy us all.

They’ve even got a very swank infomercial parody website up. It’s a little over the top. Part of me wants to believe that it’s self referential humor, that they know how ridiculous this is. The other part knows better.