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Ah, music

So I’m playing my morning Sudoku and I’ve got about fourteen squares to go. I get an sms on my phone, so I pause my game. They’re from google telling me that a couple of people have accepted my invitations for Friday and Sunday outings. I decide to pop on iTunes and listen to the 80s channel. I unpause Sudoku as the stream starts to buffer and focus on the last fourteen squares.

I’m stuck on a troublesome square. Then, the buffer fills.

It’s “Eye of the Tiger.”

I knocked out those last squares well before the song ended.

I did refrain from raising my arms up in triumph.

X in / on a Y

I wonder just how successful Snakes on a Plane is going to be.

It’s already an amazing meme. The collective voice of the internet has embraced this movie, I think on title alone. Based on its success, I can see the following movies getting greenlit by studio execs.

  • Fire in a Building
  • Mercenaries on a Ship
  • Virus in a City
  • Serial Killer in an Abandoned Theme Park
  • Crooks on a Bus
  • Monster in a Town

No, seriously.

Hey, throw away your rights!

Well, the next time you travel, anyway. Little pieces of metal with the bill of rights printed on them.

Yo, yo.

There’s playing with a yo yo, and then there’s playing with the yo yo. There is some very fast string work, something I could never really do reliably. I wonder about the configuration of the yo yo. I’m guessing a butterfly at least, in order to make that many catches.

What gets me is that the man is wearing gloves.

Very fast, incredible work.

Guitar Hero Worship

GuitarOne.jpgIn the realm of music games, I enjoy Guitar Hero quite a bit. There’s something about putting the guitar strap over your head, getting into character, and banging out Franz Ferdinand’s “Take Me Out.” I’ll be honest with you, I sing along.

I don’t posit that I could play these songs on a real guitar. It would be ignoble of me to make you suffer the strums and picks of my outrageous, albeit ambitious practice sessions. I’m going to need lessons. Lots of lessons.

But I can play Guitar Hero. And what Guitar Hero does well, is make me feel like I’m performing. If I had to pick one word, it would be, “guitaraoke.” Much like it’s vocal cousin, most of the music is taken care of for you. You don’t have to worry about backup singers or a band. The game takes care of that. Instead of words on a screen, you have simplified frets. About the only difference is that you’re playing lead guitar instead of singing lead vocals.

GuitarTwo.jpgAlso like its vocal cousin, when in a group setting, it’s not so much the technical aspects of delivery, it’s the spirit. Get a bunch of people together to play Guitar Hero, you will see people who are having a good time.

Even solo, I don’t play the game to “beat” it. I usually play the game to listen to the music, and realize how complex the piece is, even dumbed down to a mere five frets and up and down strumming.

Well, unless it’s a Ramones song. Then you realize they had to make the song more complex.