Lots of Monkeys

The last communist video game console. Via /.

When you don’t have decent bread or electronic circuses, of course you’re going to overthrow your government.

In this day and age of modern technology, it’s nice to see that someone’s finally figured out a solution to the whole, “Segway in the rain problem.”

After an indeterminate number of years, my wallet has reached the end of its term of service. I have already replaced the now retired wallet with another of somewhat similar heft, design, and material.

Now begins, “the molding,” wherein the new wallet begins to shape itself to match the contours of my right butt cheek.

Until this process is complete, it feels like I’m sitting on a bit of masonry everywhere I go.

Overall, I’m doing much better than Year: 28 : Day: 1 This is the last one before the big (29 + 1 = x, Solve for x)th birthday. For those of you who missed out on last year’s Birthapalooza, there are pictures here. For those of you that are interested in this year’s celebration, I have filled out DC Paperwork 124.43.B, “Request to Postpone Birthday Celebration, in Lieu of Important Life Event.”

Julie: So, got any plans for your birthday?
Me: Well, there’s this party already planned–
Julie:–you fucker! You’ve already planned a party and you didn’t invite me?!
Me: . . .
Julie: I can’t believe–
Me: –The party is your Bachelorette party, Dan’s Bachelor Party, and your Couple’s Jack and Jill Party afterwards.

Tick, tock, tick, tock, tick, tock. . . DING!
Julie: . . . Oh.

Anyone up for Penang at some point? I’m not buying.

Today’s theme is fun with names. I like names. It’s a an awesome thing, the power of a name. Very evocative. If it’s the first thing you hear about a person, you’ve already got an impression in your head. “John Smith” is going to create a different mental image than a “Sweetmist Sparklenose.”

Mine, is Spanish in origin if you go for a recent history view. If you reach far back enough, into Roman Mythology, you’ll see it there. Oh, and the bible.

Whatever.

Mandarin Name Generator
Always check with your friend that actually knows Mandarin.

Japanese Name Generator
See the above, but replace Mandarin with Japanese.

Metal Gear Solid Name Generator
Ah, what would a post be without a video game reference?

Random Name Generator
My favorite so far because of the “Rapper,” “Witch,” “Wrestler,” “Fairy,” and “Transformer” categories.
*chkahhkrrrrrkaaaaahhhkrrrr*

The Name Generator Generator. . . Generator

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