M: You know, since you and I are both cancers, that explains why he gets along so well with us.
PraxisLoki: You’re right.
M: Hey, he could secretly be in love with you, and that’s why he’s dating me.
PraxisLoki: I don’t want to think about that–but I think you should bring it up before the first time you two have sex.
Pure evil? You tell me.