Wedding update

This just in: The groom now husband, has lost his wallet.

They have managed to get everything cancelled, except for the one item that they called me for.

I have now called his mother, and informed her of the lost home depot gift card, in the hopes that they can get it reissued.

There were even more little tidbits I just found out from the mother. The first place they were going to stay cancelled on them. The second place was rendered uninhabitable by a fire. The third went bankrupt.

Inconceivable. And then, to add insult to injury, just as she was about to leave the carnival, her flight home got canceled.

Two words: Disaster. Prone.