Do not aim at eyes or face

This is great. A gun that shoots plush teddy bears.

Of course, with a little “on site acquisition” these bears could become capable of grievous injury, perhaps even death. I guess it depends on how powerful the party crackers are. Sure, it’s better than rice.

But is it safer?


I know what you’re thinking.
“Did he fire six bears or only five?”
Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a Sunamiya, the most powerful teddy bear launching handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself a question.
“Do I feel lucky?”
Well, do ya, punk?