Fire Alarm

You know, seriously, I thought I was done with this after I left the college dorms a decade ago.

The fire alarm goes off. Of course, it’s cold out so we start getting our winter clothes on. By the time we’re set to go out, I open the door and run into a few members of the fire department telling me to go back to bed, and that it was a burst pipe that set off the alarm.

On the plus side, I never went outside.

Of course, now I’m awake.