Everything is better with lasers attached to it

To be honest, I don’t know what train wreck of reasoning led me to rationalize the purchase of a laser pointer assisted non contact thermometer. I’m still working on that whole, “need versus want” rationale.

Also on my priority action item list is “impulse control,” so that may have explained the ease with which my index finger clicked on the “proceed to checkout” button.

That said, walking around the condo shooting lasers to find out the temperatures of surfaces is amusing. Did I mention that it has a pistol grip? Well, it has a pistol grip. It’s only been a day, but I’m happy with my purchase of the, ahem, Raytek MT4U MiniTemp No-Contact Thermometer with Laser Sighting. The price really was the selling point here, and I got it the next day.

Which was strange, considering I selected super saver shipping. Normally that takes three weeks.

Perhaps now I can think of uses for it, other than finding out what the temperature of the air conditioner is, or how hot different spots on the iBook are, or checking temperatures on hard drives, or graphics processors, or lightbulbs, or the oven heating element.

I think tonight I’ll measure the temperature differences between the different walls in the condo and finally have a scientific measurement of that wall that just feels warm and I have no explanation other than there’s a dead body back there or a portal to the as yet undiscovered but often theorized about nineteenth level of Chinese hell.

Or maybe it’s one of the motors for the elevators in my building.


4 thoughts on “Everything is better with lasers attached to it

  1. scully says:

    If you were single I would suggest using it as a tool for checking if a girl has the hots for you… literally. *snicker*

  2. Mikey says:

    I use $29 Harbor Freight laser assisted infrared thermometer for checking CPU temps, car temps and tire temps.

  3. William says:

    Back when I thought I had time to cook for myself, I would have loved to follow in Alton Brown’s footsteps!

  4. rebecca says:

    You should come over and have a go at the accursed appletv. We aren’t going to need to turn the furnace on this winter…

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