Daily Archives: March 4, 2013

JPL: God dammit Fil.
me: WAT
JPL : I was just going to check on my portal. Like really quick
me: 30 minutes later...
JPL : Now it is half an hour later and I have another portal.
JPL : I NEED TO GO HOME FIL
me: NO JPL, THE ENLIGHTENED NEED YOU.
JPL : I HAVE A WIFE. 
FURRY KIDS.
me: THIS IS THE FATE OF THE WORLD, JPL.
WHAT WORLD WILL THEY HAVE IF YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR THEM?
JPL : I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS WAR.
me: NOBODY DID! BUT NOW WE'RE IN IT.
ALL OF US.
JPL : breaks down sobbing

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