Daily Archives: March 12, 2003

Making a Statement Without Saying a Word

So, they’re not “French” fries or “French” toast anymore. This is to show support for the United States. I say, why stop there? They still have a salad dressing and an onion soup. We should strive to eliminate all non-supportive nations from our language.

Let’s start with the Chinese, they oppose the war.

Freedom Chicken Salad. Freedom Finger Traps. Freedom Water Torture. Freedom Fire Drills.

The possibilities are endless, because there are a lot of countries that don’t support this war for one reason or another.

It’s a good thing that the Brits support this war, but then again, “Spotted Dick” should be renamed anyway.