*Rubs temples*

Okay, do I even need to write anything?


Well, okay, I was tempted to write a short imaginary dialogue between Marketing and the Pork Board Members. Just throw the words “pork,” “children,” “the other white meat,” and “the one you love” all together into one hat and see what you get.

I especially enjoy the fact that the site completely neglects to tell children where exactly pork comes from. It mentions pigs, and even features a journal written by “a real farm kid” that raises pigs for the state fair. But so far, no mention of slaughterhouses, meat processing plants, or what part of the pig bacon actually comes from.

I’m rather disappointed.