When Sifu Maiky said that Shaolin Kung Fu would “change my life,” he was right.
I just ordered a tall Tai Chi LattÃ© over at StarBucks.
I kept trying to say “Chai Tea” but it wouldn’t come out of my mouth.
And then beat the hell out of the chuckling barista.*
* Well, not really, but if the barista was threatening me with bodily harm after hours in a dark alley and I had no choice but to fall back on my training, I’m pretty sure that I would be able to take him out as a last resort, final option sort of thing, because Kung Fu must never, ever be used for bad.