Electronic Scarecrow

I still don’t see how this is recommended for me. 

Really, what does this say about my buying habits?

Video games, and uh, video games?  Is this the best you can come up with, Amazon? Really?

Is that all you got, Bezos?  Really?  An Electronic Scarecrow?!

Let’s see here.  Well, it is a humane way to scare off rodents and such from your garden.  And you don’t use pesticides or whatnot.

Hrm.  Well, I guess it is kind of neat.

And well. . .  Not too expensive.

Dammit.