I mean, on the one hand, I really like Bruce Campbell.
On the other hand, it would be an Ash vs. Freddy vs. Jason movie.
I’m a big fan of crossovers, and apparently so are the numerous people that enjoyed the Batman: Dead End fan film. Hell, at one point in college, I fancied the idea of a Highlander / Gargoyles: The Animated Series crossover and even outlined a fanfic. I stopped after I realized that I’d be writing fanfic. Segue to:
Real Conversation
SCENE: A restaurant across the street from the anime convention. I’m seated next to IvyDraken and HazyDestiny, along with others from the convention. The restaurant is filled with people wearing con badges.Me: So, what are you guys doing here at the convention, I don’t really recognize it as your, “scene.”
IvyDraken: Well. . .
HazyDestiny: We write fanfic!I look at IvyDraken accusingly. She’s glaring at HazyDestiny
Me: It’s not slash*, is it?At the mention of slash, people at other tables turn their heads. IvyDraken puts her hand on her forehead and averts her eyes.
Me: It’s not. . . Power Rangers slash, is it?!IvyDraken covers her face with both hands and hides under the table. People at other tables are staring, their jaws agape.
Me: OH. MY. GOD.
At this point, I’m standing and pointing at IvyDraken.
HazyDestiny hands me a sheaf of paper, “Here’s chapter 5!”
IvyDraken’s voice squeaks out from under the table, “It’s only the Red and Green rangers! They’re the only ones that are good together!”
*: Slash the short definition: “fanfiction written about romantic or sexual relationships occurring between two same-gender characters, usually male. The characters used in the fiction are denoted by X/Y, where X and Y are the characters’ initials or names.”