In case anybody forgot, it’s the release date for Freddy vs. Jason. I had to read the post’s review by Paul Farhi. At the end, where they normally just place info about the ratings, there’s this bit:
Freddy vs. Jason (97 minutes, in area theaters) is rated R for gore, profanity, nudity, more gore, substance abuse, sexuality, still more gore, pervasive violence and the continued general decline of Western civilization.
Awesome.