During lunch, we started talking about how some people send their dearly departed household pets to the taxidermist to keep them around forever. Then of course, it degraded into, “What if they started doing it to people?”

Of course, it would be awful. So we started thinking about what the best name for said business would be.

FuriousGeorge comes up with, “Rig-Amour-tis”

Heh heh. . .

Er, yeah.